I need safety goggles
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
The Supernatural fandom has proved my point
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
"Son I left all my fucks to give in the Second Age."