“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
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we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
and alcohol is free
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If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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i’m calling it
season nine of supernatural is gonna be sam, dean and a slightly helpful cas trying to teach a bunch of confused ex-angels how to fuckin behave this is gonna be like the kindergarten cop
“I have a headache.”
“Maybe it’s a demon.”
“IT’S NOT A DEMON!”Maybe they’ll try and find a place for them all like in the lilo and stitch tv show
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When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
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