moniquill:

Later, she bribed the court stylist to give Snow White an unflattering haircut just before annual portraits were painted.

mad-chameleon:

That’s it, that’s the show. 

mothsbythelamplight:

werewolftits:

werewolftits:

new weed idea

goodflagshadows-deactivated2023:

Why is he everyone

memorycycle:

coughloop:

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

conniejoworld:

taksez:

deadmomjokes:

mycelium-bf:

mycelium-bf:

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like “hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench” and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it’s extremely entertaining

and my parents are always like “oh my god why would you do that” bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

fr

I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour

Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.

Asking is a love language

Asking is a love language

austimpowerz:

*removes my cool bionic eyes and replaces them with an exact same pair except my irises are little hearts* sorry what were you saying?

endlace:

itznarcotic:

girlnola bar

nabtime:

nabtime:

ive decided i glow in the dark now

bioluminescence is a choice

just-memes:

fatefulfindings:

fatefulfindings:

clumsyoctopus:

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

visit-ba-sing-se:

can’t believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

punkrock-bottom:

punkrock-bottom:

For whom the sneef snorfs

Everyone’s a fucking critic

fierceawakening:

alexiswalkingonsunshine:

signerjarts:

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

Why would you leave this gem in the tags

ONE FOR THE MONSTER FUCKERS